eye NEED a purple banana....

today is....  may thirtieth.... 

three fire trucks yesterday....  and....  a weird string of texts today....  eye am probably going to need a few purple bananas....  or....  even big hands....  today....  

purple skirt says eye need another purple banana today....

fire truck says eye need one more purple banana....  

can someone check me out....  and.... give me a purple banana....  if eye need one....

purple shorts....  purple coat....  eye must need more purple bananas....

the song says eye need some....  purple bananas....  

she is telling me....  lets go crazy....  why not get nuts....  we need to look for another purple banana....  before....  they put us in the truck....

check out....  where is waldo going today....  to see where eye am heading next....

can you check me out and give me some purple bananas if eye need them....

funny thing....

people keep setting me up....  and....  eye have NO idea why....

then....  eye get super pissed at them and rage at them....

and....  eye become the bad guy....  for getting upset at their bad behavior....

someone else must hate you fucking pricks playing this wicked game....

because....  eye keep getting purple bananas....  eye guess that is my living proof....

eye do NOT know if they are immortals or humans....  but....  someone else HATES you fucks....