the SOLDIERS of love....
yes.... that is right.... love has soldiers.... and.... eye WAS one of them....
loves LITTLE pet....
eye think that eye was their little pet.... thier little puppy dog....
and....
eye would wear.... darker shades.... eye was always willing to be their stoner.... to be thier guy on the couch....
who....
they could always run to.... when they were down and out.... with thier man....
eye was thier best friend.... of the.... two princes.... that they had in thier life.... eye was the one that they could talk to.... ALL NIGHT....
and....
unfortunately..... they INSISTED that.... eye was their friend WITHOUT benefits.... like eye said.... their little puppy dog.... thier little golden retriever.... their comfort....
they only let me have sex ONCE a year.... when my.... playmate of the year.... would arrive.... and.... to make sure that no woman would want me.... so that none of the boys would be jealous of me.... they gave me a tiny pee pee.... and.... yet.... all of the boys were still EXTREMELY jealous of me.... every fucking one of them.... because.... no matter where we went.... the angels ALWAYS picked me.... every fucking time.... the angels picekd me.... to save the world....
and....
even this time.... dispite.... me giving half of them fat asses.... no matter how much they workout.... they are always going to have fat asses.... dispite.... me giving them fat asses for giving me a tiny pee pee.... retribution.... and.... yet.... despite this.... they angels STILL picked me.... this time to.... they told me.... you are STILL the one.... eye have ALWAYS been the one.... you see.... eye am the ONLY one.... they would write a song about.... telling me.... eye am.... lost without you....
and....
here eye am.... again.... ready to save the world.... again.... ready to raise the dead.... again.... as eye have done a THOUSAND times before.... SAFELY.... and.... the world is telling me.... that eye am TOO young to do this....
look.... all you fucks.... eye have already taken out two of the major players.... the queen of the underworld.... and.... hades.... AM EYE RIGHT.... eye have already taken two of the devils soldiers out....
just tell me.... has ANYONE before me done that.... you have had a THOUSAND teams.... try this before.... am eye right.... and.... every one of them failed.... misserably.... am eye right....
so.... why not try it differently this time.... why NOT let me choose the BEST people from EACH of your worlds.... and.... burn this mother fucking devil.... who everyone HATES with a passion.... alive.... why not let me burn that little prick alive....
do eye.... or.... do eye not.... have at least two moons with me now.... who will shine when eye want them to....
and....
do eye have a sun.... who WiLL shine when eye want her to.... who WILL come out when eye want her to....
what is mine.... mine is yours.... everyone good that is.... what is mine.... belongs to everyone good.... belongs to everyone who remains.... belongs to everyone that EYE chose to remain.... NOT INCLUDING CAT BITCH SITTING IN THE CORNER OVER THERE....
and.... NOW.... eye DO own the sun.... eye DO own the moon.... they WILL come out when EYE want them to....
so.... you tell me.... where is the risk.... what is the risk....
when.... eye OWN the sun.... eye OWN at least two moons.... where is the risk....
and....
after the machine takes the soul from the man.... eye WILL leaave SOMETHING behind.... if eye leave my world behind.... and.... go down with an empty world.... where is the risk....
he CANNOT take my soul.... he CANNOT take my heart....
so.... again.... eye ask.... where is the risk....
and....
do eye have my sister with me.... the one who burns me alive.... when.... eye fail.... IF.... eye fail.... do eye have her with me.... she is keroscene.... and.... eye have been burned for the last time....
and....
eye am gonna.... waste a moment.... because.... if.... my other sister is with me.... she is a little ticking time bomb.... and.... eye am here rabbit on a chain.... and.... IF.... eye fail.... she will blow us all away.... is she with me now.... do eye have two sisters that will blow things up.... IF.... eye feel.... eye LIKE fail safes.... eye LIKE built in safety nets.... two birds are better than one....
if so....
again.... eye ask.... where is the risk....
IF.....
you clear out ALL of the bad people.... WHEN.... eye point them out.... where is the risk....
IF....
you chase away cat bitch.... and.... leave her soldiers.... the ones eye want.... jasmine.... and.... justin....
where is the risk....
hayley....
has shown everyone the way.... she WAS clearing out the bad in her world.... until.... she THOUGHT that eye let her down....
hayley....
eye will NEVER let you down....