the BLACK parade....

after lucifer became the king of hell....  

god heard about a black army....  that was destroying worlds....

god asked lucifer to stop this black army....  and....  lucifer bet him....  that he could stop them....  and....  if he stopped them....  god would give him his world....  god would give him this world....  and....  lucifer accepted this bet....  

and....  so....  god took lucifer to this all black world....  and....  when he arrived....  they said....  welcome to the black parade....

and....  at first....  it was fun....  lucifer was helping zeus take worlds....  because....  he THOUGHT that he was working for the greater good....  

but....  eventually....  it became a job....  and....  it was not so fun....

and....  eventually....  lucifer became zeuses slave....  lucifer  became zeuses sisyphus....  lucifer became....  mister brightside....  there are a lot of stories about how he became sisyphus....  but....  really....  what it came down to....  was....  that lucifer kissed one of zeuses girls....  that was it....  it was only a kiss....  it was only a kiss....  and....  lucifer told himself...  you gotta....  lose yourself....  becuase....  for all of his hard work....  zeus made lucifer live in a trailer in salems lot....

however....  lucifer did NOT have the right tools to get the job done....  and....  all that he had been through....  starte to make him fele like a victim....  and....  he started plotting his revenge....  he wanted to make everyone who ever harmed him....  suffer in hell....  for ALL eternity....  

so....  eye decided to stop in....  eye took his place....  eye assumed lucifers identity....  and....  eye became the inside man....  in the black parade....  because....  eye do have the right tools....  in my....  laundry room....  eye have a time machine....  and....  eye am a breathing time machine....  it is a....  good morning....  because....  part of me is living in the future....  and....  eye am the....  eye in the sky....  my sister is the eye in the sky....  and....  she can read your mind....  eye am on a need to know basis....  she lets me know if you are up to no good....  she does not tell me if you want to get coffee with me....  and....  eye will wait for you....  because....  my sister and eye....  have a tethered mind....  freed from all of the lies....

so....  you see....  eye have ALL the right tools....  to get this job done....

and....  now....  the black parade is here....  the black parade has come to your world....  and....  eye AM going to stop them....  eye am the ONLY one that can stop them....