eye NEED achilles....

today is....  april twentyfifth....

today....  eye need another....  achilles....

eye need a far less liberal....  achilles....  one who will not give a shit if eye say her name....  to protect my ankles....  

cause this FAR left set of ankles....   is about to bail on me....  

she just let me know....  she is bored by me....  she is choosing a different soldier....  she is giving him all day....  and...   she will not give me the time of day....  

is there a less fanatical....  is there a less radical....  is there a more moderate pair of ankles out there....

just like my new rubberband man....

eye am NOT going to break through the third wall....  with all these fucking far left liberals on me....  eye need a new team....  perhaps....  an entirely new team....  

eye need another....  achilles come down....  today....  

yay....  eye THINK smiley at the organic produce store....  is my new....  achilles....  yay....  eye think she will be MUCH easier to reason with....  yay....  

OR....

did smiley leave me to....  she got a new house....  good for her....  

eye do not want ANYONE from the team that has been telling lies about me all this time....  

how can you let ONE person decide the fate of the world....  one extremely arrogant bitch....  simply because....  she leaves....  eye am.a gonner....  come on shadows of the night....  bring me my armor....  bring me gretchen....  bring me TWO achilles......  bring me FOUR achilles....  do not let a fat ass extremely liberal ass arrogant ass ugly ass bitch....  have the ONLY vote that matters.....  when we are talking about the fate of the entire world here....  what a fucked up game....  that put the fate of the entire world....  in the hands of a cunt....  

here is where eye will be today....  where is waldo going today....