eye NEED protection....
in this wicked game.... my competition tried to hurt me.... my enemies try to hurt me.... they have weapons that they use to try to hurt me....
they burn my legs....
they put monsters on me....
they bring the pain....
they give me tinitus....
eye need protection.... against all of these weapons that my enemies use.... against all of these weapons that my competition uses....
eye NEED an oxford comma....
today is.... march fourteenth....
today.... eye need an.... oxford comma....
who gives a fuck about an oxford comma.... eye give a fuck about an oxford comma....
all this time.... eye have been so worried about growing tall....
now.... it is time.... for me to fatten up....
eye NEED the black dog....
today is.... march sixth....
today.... eye need the.... black dog.... to join me....