the PERFECT body....

what to do....  what to do....  what to do....  with the perfect body....

eye CREATED the perfect body....  to attract ALL of you to this world....  to bring ALL of you to this world....

so....  eye could ATTACH you to this world....  so....  eye could lock you down on this world....  so....  eye could enforce the law....  so....  eye could PROTECT everyone....  

now....  what to do with the perfect body....  zeuses soldier THINKS that eye promised it to him....  no....  eye did not....  zeus.... promised it to him....

what did eye promise....  did eye promise him THE perfect body....  OR....  did eye promise A new body....  ask him....  eye probably told him....  follow me....  and....  you WILL have A new body....  ask him....  eye NEVER told him....  you will have THE perfect body....

now....  if he will back me....  if he will support me....  eye STILL intend on giving him A new body....

my intentions for the perfect body are more noble....  eye intend on giving it to three or four perfect soldiers....  to share....  to LEAD the universal army....  both....  as its captains....  and....  its soldier....  in my army....  the captain LEADS the troops....  the captain FIGHTS with the soldiers....  the captain is the best soldier....

eye have at least three soldiers in mind for this role....  yoga dude....  a girl....  whose name is the most beautiful sound eye ever heard....    and....  muay thai dude....  a young young man who is very good at muay thai....  eye plan on these three SHARING the role....  

tell me....  yoga dude....  a girl with a beautiful name....  a trainor with a beautiful name....  who eye asked to train me....  and....  she said choose somebody else....  do you know who you are yet....  and....  muay thai guy....  tell me....  have eye given you a reason....  to break away from your teams yet....  just list to james....  and....  the....  sound....  somebody break away....  somebody break away for gods sake....  are you three....  ready....  ready to break away....  from your teams yet....  

and....  just let them know....  eye equiped the perfect body....  with a kill switch....  and....  eye intend on using it....  if they EVER use the perfect body....  for their OWN purposes....  rather than....  for the public good....  you see....  in my world....  the strongest....  are the BEST protectors....  in my world....  the strongest....  have good hearts....

eye demote evil....  and....  eye promote good....  eye demote self serving bastards....  and....  eye promote protectors....  in my world....  the strongest....  might not have the BEST hearts....  but....  they WILL have good hearts....  they will NOT be self serving....

this is NOT the reason eye will not give the perfect body....  to electric dude....  to zeuses choice....  at least not for now....  the reason is....  that he is SO full of anger....  eye cannot give the perfect body....  to someone whose heart is FULL of anger and rage....  if we fix this....  then....  one day....  maybe....  he will get to operate the perfect body....

and....  remember....  electric dude....  the difference between treason and heroism....  is simply a matter of dates....  and....  IF....  eye promised you....  that one day....  you will have the perfect body....  then....  you shall have it....  you will share it....  one day....  when you are ready....  when you have dealt with all of the anger and rage....  locked up inside of you....  because....  in my world....  nothing is permanent....  the people who operate the perfect body first....  each of them....  will one day....  let the perfect body go....  will one day....  choose their successor....  and....  maybe....  one day....  they WILL choose you....  electric dude....

cause....  eye imagine....  that you are a GREAT fighter....  and....  you just need a good heart to go along with it....

you see....  eye cannot let you go around taking out your anger on innocent victims....  you see....  that is what a batanka is for....  right charlie....  that is what a batanka is for....  to deal with your rage....  without REALLY hurting anyone....

just a side note....  if you have not watched two and a half men....  you should start watching it now....  eye LOADED it with so many great pearls of wisdom....  for starters....  in a world where EVERYONE is teaching non-violence....  eye am telling you....  you NEED to deal with all of that pent up anger and rage....  in healthy ways....  you need to EXPRESS all of your anger and rage....  in HEALTHY ways....  before you hurt someone....  really hurt someone....  before you snap....  do YOU hear me....  sauna joe....  yoga dude....  every fucking soft talking man out there....  do YOU hear me....  you NEED to deal with ALL of your pent up anger and rage....  in a healthy way....  buy a batanka today....  and....  have at it....  or....  do as eye taught autistic asian child....  go to your room....  shut the door....  and....  scream....  no....  really scream....  at the top of your lungs....  and....  beat the crap out of that pillow....  because....  if you keep abusing me....  eye am going to give you a time out....  eye am going to go to my room....  eye am going to abandon you....  until you are ready....  to treat me with some fucking respect....  until you are ready....  to be kind to me....  and....  your sister....

and....  just because you throw tantrums....  does not mean that you always get the front seat in the car....  your sister gets it half of the time....  those are the rules....

and....  you do not get to use your cell phone at the table....  everyone....  put your cell phone in the middle of the table....  or....  in your pocket....  we are having family time right now....

come on people....  is this really that difficult....  even charlie knows what is best....  fucked up....  drunken....  lazy ass.... charlie....  knows how to parent....  better than half of the parents out there....  

and....  the therapist can provide all you ladies....  with some sort of concept....  of what TRUE feminity is....

charlie....  do you mind....  do eye mind what....  thank you....  

so simple....  so easy....  women do NOT want to have to say everything....  they want you to read their mind....  they want you to take the hint....  at least in this one scene....  they want to know that you are NOT just listening to their words....  they want to know that you are TOTALLY engaged in the moment....  that you hear and see.... what is being said with both the words and the body language....  that you also hear and see....  what is NOT being said....  the therapist is desplaying....  TRUE FEMININE POWER....

and....  it is time to tie it all together brian....  what does two and a half men have to do with the perfect body....  eye am going to tell you....

eye like to watch an episode of two and a half men....  right before bed....  why....

because it boosts my seratonin levels....  with all....  the clever writing....  with all....  the laughter....  with all....  the perfect bodies....  eye mean tell me fellows....  does looking at this hard body....  beating the shit out of a bmw....  raise your serotonin levels....  does it raise your something else to....  cause it sure raises mine....  my serotonin levels eye mean....  it does not raise my something else....  eye mean....  right now....  even my....  playmate of the year....  cannot make me grow....  after....  being teased....  by a professional tease....  for months now....  it takes more than a playmate of the year....  to make me grow....  tell me....  tease....  tell me....  ladies....  have you developed some new....  habits....  do you have to stay high....  all the time....  to keep me off your mind....

back to me....  this story is about me....  and....  it clears MY mind....  right before bed....

all of that serotonin boost....  turns into natural melatonin overnight....  and....  all of the laughter....  helps me forget all of the troubles of the day....

cause....  right now....  eye do not have a....  lady....  to touch me....  so all of my troubles will fade....  so eye need charlie and crew....  to help me....  clear out all of my troubles....  

just once....  eye want a young beautiful lady....  to look at me like she looks at this guy right now....  oh....  wait a minute....  yesterday....  did a lady....  look at me that way....  wait a minute....  miss young beautiful tall lady....  eye am talking to you....  right now....  have eye....  did eye....  blow your mind....  yet....  cause it sure looks like eye have....  eye LOVE it when you get that look on your face....  eye just LOVE it....  it tells me....  eye have blown your mind....  at least two or three times now....  you know....  that look you get....  when your eyes open wide....  like a deer in the headlights....  and....  you skip a breath or two....  tell me....  eye have blown your mind....  right....  two or three times now....  right....  the first time you gave me that look....  eye had no idea what eye did to blow your mind....  but....  the second time....  was when you discovered that eye REALLY do see your soul....  when someone is wearing a different mask....  eye still see the same person....  right....  am eye right....  have eye blown anyone elses mind yet....