snake....
so.... do you wanna know what eye think.... too bad.... eye am going to tell you anyway.... it WAS a rhetorical question....
eye think.... that.... when lucifer lost.... the trial.... he WAS cast down to earth.... and.... he was made to look LIKE a snake.... god turned him.... from a beautiful little boy.... into.... the ugliest creature that he could turn him into.... one of the two creatures that people are afraid of most.... a snake.... or.... a spider.... how did he choose which one.... was it a flip of a coin....
then.... eye think that god.... white god.... set out.... to demonize lucifer.... to ensure.... that lucifer would NEVER overthrow him.... so.... he created the bible.... and.... demonized lucifer.... he is the snake.... he was the snake in the garden of eden.... it is his fault that we all got kicked out of eden.... it is his fault that we were kicked out of paradise.... he was the one who convinced adam and eve to commit the one abominal sin....
untrue.... he did not convince them.... the moon convinced them.... because.... she hated god.... and.... the snake was NOT lucifer.... it was the male whooo haaaa.... and the apple tree was NOT a tree at all.... the apple was not an apple at all.... the snake and the apple are a metaphore.... for anal sex.... lucifer was NOT even there....
but.... your god.... demonized him.... called him EVERY name in the book.... devil.... dragon.... snake..... anything else.... have eye left anything out.... and.... your god.... blamed EVERYTHING on lucifer.... when he KNOWS that HE is the one to blame here.... he knows.... that HE is the monster.... and.... he called lucifer the deciever.... eye mean.... after all.... who is going to question gods will.... who is going to question god.... because.... if you do.... you are going to end up in eternal damnation.... eternal fire.... eternal hell.... thanks for that.... jesus.... thanks for that fear that you put in ALL of our hearts.... jesus.... that ONE is on you.... you little fuck....
and.... god still could not control lucifer.... so what did he do.... he sent him away.... he sent him.... to an ALL black world.... of ALL places....
ok ok ok.... eye have picked on the insiders long enough.... eye have beat up on poseidon far too much....
it is time.... to pick on an outsider now.... how about white god.... how about the god of this world.... the monster who owns this world.... insiders.... it is time to give you a little something.... insiders.... what if.... eye was to turn white god into a snake.... it is ONLY just.... it would only be JUSTICE.... am eye right.... he turned lucifer into a snake for all eternity.... well.... eye am going to turn that fucker into a snake.... for three times as long as lucifer was a snake.... you are welcome god.... eye saved him from this injustice.... which means.... eye save you from eternal hell.... you only have to be a snake.... for three times as long as he was a snake.... eye am sorry.... not my decision.... it IS the way.... there is no way around the way.... eye am just the enforcer of the rules.... if you want to get mad at someone.... get mad at the way....