the WATCHMANS son....

eye will explain everything to the watchmans son....  who is the watchman....  poseidon....  right....  the lord of the house....  poseidon....  right....

who is his son....  ocean man....  eye call him ocean man junior....  

now....  eye AM explaining everything to him now....  

so....  someone told me....  everything eye am saying seems illogical....  the story eye am telling....  seems illogical....

eye do not know....  it seems pretty fucking logical to me....

let us look at the facts....

eye AM human....  right....  so....  the lyrics about me being human....  seem logical....  right....

by now....  you have got to know that eye AM third eye blind....  right....  so....  the lyrics that talk about me being blind....  also seem logical....  right....

and....  eye never know what is going on....  so....  you are probably getting close to feeling certain....  that eye am NOT on the air waves....  that eye am deaf....  again....  so the lyrics that say eye am deaf....  do eye need to list them all....  also seem logical....  right....  like the one that says....  eye left my phone in the cab....

and....  eye am most certainly dumb....  eye am autistic....  eye do not understand the way angels talk....  making me dumb....  right....  so they lyrics that talk about me being dumb....  also seem logical....  right....

then....   what about my child like excitement....  what about my child like trust....  what about my child like tantrums....  can we ALL agree....  that eye am most certainly....  a child....  that my primary personality is a twelve year old boy....

it is all wrapped up in pinball wizard....  eye am deaf....  eye am dumb....  eye am blind....  AND....  eye most certainly....  am a kid....  

and....  what about my face....  has it started decscending on youth yet....  do you see the change....  do eye look young for my age....  very young....

and....  then....  how can you explain the connection....  between my actions....  and the lyrics.... 

eye mean....  as soon as you all see....  that my human son....  is....  the watchmans son....  and....  you see....  that eye am explaining it all to him....  it will seem more logical....  he will not be able to start going to your towns....  for a few weeks....  so hang tight....  eye WILL bring him around....  so you can see for yourselves....  that he IS ocean man junior....

also....  what about oakland....  eye mean....  eye am not sure that eye actually stayed in a hotel in oakland....  but....  when eye was moving hotel to hotel....  running from something....  not sure what was in store....  eye definitely stayed in san francisco....  close enough....  right....