eye have GOTTA wear shades....

my future is SO bright....  that eye am going to have to wear shades....  dark glasses....  

even better....  dark goggles....  the darker the better....  preferrably reflective....  

can someone bring me dark shades....  to cover my third eye....  no one will protect me....  so....  it looks like eye have to protect myself....  

please....  bring me some darker shades....  so eye can cover my third eye....  

thank you....  homeless man....  for that awesome tip....

they took my glasses off....  please....  put them back on....  and....  LEAVE....  them on....  until EYE tell you to take them off....