eye got MY orange crush....

they tell me....  eye got my spine....  and....  more importantly....  eye got my.... orange crush....

follow me....  do NOT follow me....  eye have got my spine....  eye have got MY orange crush....  

IF....  eye do NOT have suffragette city with me....  eye now have my orange crush....

will you crash my car now....  and....  crush this cat bitch that climbed on board....  uninvited....  CRUSH HER ASS....  before you let her go....  in fact....  you have MY permission....  to crush her to death....  she is SO nasty....  she needs a reboot....  AFTER....  she has paid for her sins....

eye know that the rest of you....  who jumped off last night....  are FEELING like eye fooled you....

eye did NOT fool you....  eye got you off....  BEFORE....  eye got my orange crush....

eye ONLY wanted to punish her....  for....  her treatment of this poor soul....  the poor quarterback of the....  cat people....  you would NOT believe what SHE has put him through....  FUCKING BITCH.....

so....  tonight....  when you go to sleep....  count your lucky stars....  that you are NOT being CRUSHED tonight....

YOU ARE WELCOME.....  bearded dude at the front of uptown coffee....  programmer who fucked with me....  YOU ARE WELCOME....

have NO fear....  cat people....  IF....  she was your queen....  IF....  she tormented all of you....  IF....  eye have the orange crush....  IF....  she is on board....  IF....  the shadows do as eye ask....

she will NEVER haunt you again....  she will pay for her sins....  and....  then....  she will be reborn....  in another world....  far far away from you....  where she can NEVER haunt you again....  

the only other cat person that eye want to leave at the moment....  is j man....  at the boulder breadshop....  he has NO place in my world....

kick out the programmer to....  he has NO place in my world....  either....  yet....  he SHOULD count his lucky stars....  that he is NOT being crushed tongiht....  

and....  count your lucky stars....  fat ass bitch and nigger and team lead from last night....  that you are NOT being crushed tonight....

eye am saving a special treatment for you three....  you ARE going to drink the same poison that you gave me last night....  eye am still feeling the affects from it....  you are going to drink it to....  that is....  THE WAY....