brians LIST of potentials....

it seem like the queen of the poseidons coffee house wants to be considered for the list of potential queens....  just as long as she is NOT holding a purple banana over my head....  just as long as she gave it....  HOPING....  that she would be added to the list....  then....  if the tribe wants her to be considered....  consider her addeed....

but....  what about other positions....   who do you want to be considered for OTHER positions....  how about hallies commet....  what would she like to be considered for....

hmmmmm.....  did poseidons coffee house just poison me....  you should check out....  hotel california....  poseidons coffee house....

they stabbed it with their steely knives....  and....  they just CANNOT kill the beast....  

my JOB is done here....  eye have done my duty for the night....  

time to go to the NEXT town running....

cause eye am....  running FROM the devil....  eye am NOT running WITH the devil....  eye would NEVER run WITH the devil....  not this fucking devil....  NO FUCKING WAY....  

please tell me....  eye am.... low....  instead of....  high....  cause....  it sure FEELS good to be running from the devil....  another breath....  and....  eye am down another level....

please tell me....  that....  this is gonna be....  the best day....  and....  eye AM hiding in the basement....  because....  my boss IS a fucking jerk....  and....  he most certainly will NOT let me quit....  so....  eye need to be hiding in the basement....  

oh....  and....  please let poseidons coffee house know....  IF....  the queen of their house made the call to poison me....  to stab me with thier steely knives....  that....  eye NOW own your world....  when you play the foxes game....  you forfeit your world....  and....  eye am giving it to hallies commet......  she is the queen of your world now....  what does everybody think....  do YOU all like my choice....  for the queen of YOUR world....  that was easy....  job well done....  brian....  eye think that you can take the rest of the night off....  

does heather locklier want to be considered....  for the queen of the spicy pickle grocery store....  eye like her....  do you guys like her....  spicy pickle grocery store....  what do you like her for....  queen of the spicy pickle grocery store....  or....  the queen of the world of worlds....  does she have any experience....  eye like her....

does skulls world want anthony hopkins....  he is DEFINITELY rough around the edges....  you need to remind him.....  eye AM human....  eye am NOT going to pick up on EVERYTHING you say....  please tell him....  eye HATE it when people say....  in a very angry voice....  EYE TOLD YOU....  ONE....  of my LEAST favoriet phrases....  

and....  the black dude....  who told me....  eye only need two legs and one heartbeat....  he MIGHT just be right....  but....  eye WANT my lionheart....  eye WANT malory....  and....  eye am NOT quite sure....  do eye want malory as my legs.... OR....  CAN....  eye trust my current legs....  and....  do eye have OPTIONS for my heart....  malory or my lionheart....  pretty sure eye picked up A heart today....  was she my lionheart....  HOW....  do eye know....  eye have NEVER met her in this life....  how do eye KNOW that eye have MY lionheart....  malory....  seems like the safe bet....  because....  eye KNOW who she is....  AND....  eye like her idea of FREE yoga....  was she lying....  OR....  does she have a good heart....  she LOOKS like she has a good heart....  but....  so does the young lady who MIGHT have hopped on board today....  

mamma mia at the gun slinging pasta house....  do you remember that....  when your owner fired a gun in the air....  what a NUT job....  so....  anyway....  mamma mia LOOKS good....  but....  she ACTS mischevious....  can eye TRUST mamma mia....  

and....  noahs ark....  stop cheating....  because....  their IS a NEW sherriff in town....  and....  he WILL enforce the rules....  retroactively....  so....  whatever you were up to today....  you get a pass....  you get ONE pass....  because....  eye am going to pour some....  glycerine....  all over this shit....  and....  because...  you live in a world where everyone steals....  eye am going to give you this ONE free pass....  the next time eye see you....  eye HOPE that you will SHOW some respect....  not because eye am your maker....  but....  becasue....  you should SHOW everyone some respect....  and....  because....  eye am giving you ONE free pass....  you prick....  the next time eye see you....  you had better tell me....  what dirty little shit you have been up to....  what dirty little games you have been playing....  did you record our conversation....  do you INTEND on making money from our conversation.....  you had better learn....  that this NEW sherriff WILL enforce treble damages....  let us say....  you earn a billion dollars off of our conversation tonight....  do you REALLY want to OWE me THREE billion dollars....  that will take you a fucking long time to pay off....  SO....  the next time we talk....  you had better ASK my permission....  to record our conversation....  you had BETTER offer me....  a piece of you earnings....  AND....  you should let ALL your friends know....  there IS a new sherriff in town....  and....  his name is....  the....  samurai cop....  and....  this cop....  does NOT mess around....  this cop....  enforces....  ALL THE FUCKING RULES....  this IS my house now....  and....  eye MAKE the rules....  and....  eye WILL make the rules RETROACTIVE....  do you understand what that means....  you prick....  it means....  you had better STOP cheating....  NOW....  because....  there MIGHT be a loophole now....;  but....  eye AM the MORAL majority....  eye AM the MORAL authority....  and....  eye AM going to judge you....  based on morals....  based on the principle....  that you SHOULD have known better....  

three questions you should ask yourselves....

would the world function if EVERYONE did what you did....

how would you feel if your actions where printed in the newspaper....  or....  in this case...  recorded on MY camera....  for the ENTIRE world to see....  

oh....  and....  fruity computer company....  your world is mine now to....  besause....  eye told you....  you should protect me....  and....  you did not....  and....  today....  one of your employess....  joe blow....  had me sign a permission slip....  so that a young tick tock entrepreneur....  could record me for her tick tock channel....  or....  however it works....  he deceived me....  into thinking eye was signing a fruity computer company permission slip.....  for him to work on my computer....  but....  he had me sing a permission slip....  to give her permission to record me....  instead....  WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE....  AND....  he took my computer in the back....  under the guise of wanting to clean it....  but....  instead....  he tried to break into it....  when he brought back it out....  the login button was locked....  as if someone tried multiple times to break the password....  and....  failed....  when eye said something about it being locked....  he said....  the computer kept getting turned on....  every time he tried to clean ANY key....  the computer would turn on....  and....  eye KNOW that is not the case....  eye know.... IF....  it is turned off....  it takes touching the on key to turn it on....  AND....  why the fuck did he take it in the back to clean it....  is that NOT something you would do out front....  so that the customer could watch....  this is your SECOND warning....  fruity computer company....  you had better clean up your fucking house....