stealing TOILET paper....

really....  are you accusing me of stealing rolls of toilet paper from coffee shops....  are you getting that desperate....  zeus....  is that what you are accusing me of now....  do you really think that eye would be that desperate....  do you really think that eye would be that dumb....  eye fucking know that eye have a bullseye on my chest....  eye fucking know....  that eye can do no wrong....

do you want to check....  do you want to come to my apartment....  and see for yourselves....  that eye am using toilet paper....  from a set of rolls eye BOUGHT about a month ago....