hairy legs....

eye think that eye lost another battle today....  zeuses soldiers had a beautiful young lady sit next me....  with.... extremely hairly legs....  disgustingly hairy legs....  and....  eye think she was my judge....  and....  rather than tell her sweet nothings....  rather than tell her....  that eye loved her....  that she was beautiful....  that eye wanted to marry her....  rather than do all that....  eye spewed out the nastiness that eye spewed out....  so....  eye am thinking eye lost another battle....  

and....  eye think that my punishment....  was to have toxic fumes hit me when eye walked past a certain house and around the park on my walk tonight....  they were bad....  eye almost fell over at one point....  so....  once again....  eye lost a battle....  and....  eye paid....  hopefully....  that is it....  hopefully eye will not suffer in the night....  as well....

the other day....  in my battle with zeuses soldier....  at spanish coffee shop....  he hit me with toxic energy....  and....  it really did not phase me much....  so....  he went out and talked to a homeless man....  eye am guessing that he was one of the orchestrators of the game....  OR....  one of the devils soldiers....  but....  eye am thinking....  zeuses soldier was talking to him about switching up their strategy....  when eye lose a battle....  rather than hit me with toxic energy....  they are going to hit me with toxic fumes....

see....  eye told you that eye was NOT going to whisper sweet nothings to these ladies....  that eye was NOT going to tell them whatever they want to hear....  and....  once again....  eye paid for it....  come on guys....  do not tell me that you are not thinking....  exactly what eye am saying....  but....  you want to keep the peace with the ladies....  rather than tell them when they are sorry....  rather than tell them when they are wrong....  you want to keep the peace....  you want to have sex....  you do not want to go twenty years without it....  like....  your truly....  and....  you know....  if you do NOT tell them what they want to here....  well....  hello rosie....  that my friends....  is a ladies sooper power....  and....  eye THINK that....  in todays world....  they are winning the battle....  they used the law to stop men from using their strength....  which....  by the way....  eye agree....  was a good thing....  but....  no one took away womens sooper power....  so they rule the roost....  hello polygamy....  the great equalizer....  hello....  companionship....  the great equalizer....  hello....  no more agism....  the great equalizer....

by the way....  who decided that only ladies get to vote in this game....  is that your way of getting back at men....  for not allowing women to vote back in the day....  and....  it sure seems like most of them are liberal....  which certainly does NOT work in my favor....  actually....  come to think of it....  is any judge going to like me....  eye beat up the left....  and....  eye beat up the church....  eye beat up the right....  god damn....  eye am doomed....  by the way....  who is deciding who these judges are....  why do they get to determine my fate....  what the hell....  

by the way....  have eye put myself in a double bind....  are my options....  to give in....  and start to tell these ladies....  exactly what they want to hear....  in order to stop from being punished.....  but then....  eye will have gone back on my word....  when eye said that eye would not tell them what they wanted to hear....  so....  then....  would eye pay for going back on my word....  do you see my conundrum....  either way....  eye pay....  whoops....  bad strategy brian....