the OTHER brian....
eye am NOT the other brian.... at least not anymore.... if eye WAS the other brian.... eye like to think.... that everything inside is better now.... wait for me.... wait for me.... eye like to think.... that eye only kept the memories.... that will make me the best version of myself....
way back.... about ten years ago.... eye dated a beautiful woman.... for a short while.... maybe three of four dates.... her friends told me that she had just broken up with another brian.... a complete douche bag.... according to them.... eye think.... he told her.... she is NOTHING without him.... he was wealthy.... he probably showed her the world.... showed her all kinds of experiences....
was eye the OTHER brian.... was eye this douche bag.... when eye wake up.... will eye become this douche bag.... hmmmm..... she certainly did NOT trust me.... she questioned everything that eye did.... as if eye had some kind of alterior motive....
and.... last night.... two sophisticated women were hanging out outside of the toxic rain forest.... they were talking about a douche bag.... a troubled relationship.... eye think.... eye did NOT hear much.... but.... what little eye heard.... eye think that is what they were talking about.... again.... were they talking about the other brian.... were they talking about.... the other brian that they think that eye am....
now.... eye think that they were angels.... and.... eye needed them to choose me in order to survive in this game.... and.... at first.... they did not choose me.... because.... when eye went inside the toxic rain forest to go to the bathroom.... pony with a pony had a shit eating grin on his face.... which.... eye think.... means.... they did NOT choose me.... but then.... as eye left.... eye THINK that they chose me.... because.... eye went to the wounded pickle after.... and.... at the wounded pickle.... a devil was waiting for me.... at least.... eye THINK he was a devil.... and.... he seemed ready to pounce on me.... and.... crush me.... but.... as eye came up to him in the check out line.... he grabbed his bag and made a loud yelp.... which sounded like a yelp of dissappointment.... and.... the checker laughed.... and.... said.... goodbye so and so.... as if to say.... goodbye forever.... so and so....
now.... if these ladies chose me.... eye do not like HOW they chose me.... when eye was there.... eye opened an email from poseidon.... where he said that he was my guote unquote.... non-father.... did they think that he was saying that eye was NOT his son.... because.... he WAS being sarcastic.... eye tell him that he is NOT my father.... and.... he says that he is.... eye THINK that he had my functional doctor do a genetic test on me.... and.... he THINKS that.... based on the results of the test.... that he IS my father.... however.... eye THINK that many people think they are my mother and father.... and.... many people are running dna tests on me.... finding out that eye AM their son or daughter to....
now look.... eye hope.... when eye wake up.... that.... eye am just a better version of who eye am now.... because.... eye LIKE who eye am.... AND.... eye think that many of you LIKE who eye am to..... so.... please.... when eye wake up.... let me be a better version of who eye already am.... please....
also.... eye do NOT date sophisticate women.... eye am NOT sophisticated.... eye am a freak.... and.... eye like sweet.... and.... innocent.... that is what eye loved about the lady eye dated ten years ago.... she seemed damaged.... and.... trying to feel good about herself.... and.... that is what eye liked about her.... because.... that is the kind of lady eye am attracted to.... someone eye can help.... become a better version of herself.... she was also sophisticated.... that part.... did not interest me.... it was all the other things about her that interested me.... not the sophistication....
so.... if these women chose me.... eye do NOT think that they would want to marry me.... because.... eye am NOT sophisticated.... eye like a woman in a sun dress with tennis shoes on.... eye LIKE the unconventional.... eye find the strangest things to be sexy.... like when my favorite boss took her shoes off and climbed on her desk to look for a book.... eye told her that eye thought that was sexy.... and boy did eye pay for it.... eye am almost sure that her husband found out about it.... and made me pay.... eye want to make something clear.... eye am NOT attracted to my favorite boss.... eye so NOT want to steal her from her husband.... eye just thought what she did was sexy.... and eye told her.... why.... oh.... why.... is it wrong to tell another mans wife.... that she did something sexy.... like he OWNS her.... it was innocent.... entirely innocent....