will you DANCE with me houdini....
they tell me.... you came and you go.... houdini....
they tell me.... eye got some bad cheese in my mind.... botulism.... maybe....
will you come houdini.... and.... get inside my mind.... and.... clear this bad cheese out of my mind....
and.... then.... go.... houdini.... let us be lovers.... just for ONE night.... and.... then.... tomorrow.... go back to your man.... tomorrow.... go back to being friends....
probably.... going to head to brewing market by mcguckins later.... and.... then.... natural grocers after....
houdini.... will you.... come dancing.... just for one night.... clear out my mind.... just for one night....
houdini.... are you a guys wet dream.... are you everything eye have been looking for all this time....
a girl.... like virginia.... eye want to.... meet virginia.... too.... by the way.... is she the first girl.... who really does not want to be queen.... but.... she still is WILLING to help a guy out.... NO STRINGS ATTACHED....
and.... what about you.... houdini.... what is your angle....
all eye can say houdini.... is.... where have you been all of my life.... no expectations.... ARE YOU FOR REAL....
if.... you come to see about me.... at brewing market.... will you give me a sign.... so eye KNOW who you are.... so eye KNOW what you like like.... eye really want to get to KNOW a girl like houdini....
houdini.... are you the young asian girl sitting outside....
let me guess.... you are GRAVELY dissappointed.... ya.... most people are.... when they find out eye am a black cat....
however.... if you just.... give me a try.... if you stay until your love is.... alive and kicking.... if you let me help you.... unfold your love.... while my guitar gently weeps.... eye am pretty sure.... the next time you come to this.... warehouse.... you MIGHT just see.... that the black cat has changed colors.... eye am one of the.... wild ones.... and.... you might just see another side of me.... the side you never thought you would see....
well.... it looked like this houdini was dissappointed in what she saw.... she seems to have bailed on me.... is there another houdini.... is there another angel with NO expectations.... that will come and rescue me.... that will come and get inside of my mind.... and.... set me free.... without ANY expectations.... get in.... get out.... fix things along the way.... close my mind.... close my body.... close my world.... and.... set the padlock on the outside.... with a code.... that ONLY allows you access....
bummer.... eye am sorry that eye was a dissappointment to you.... houdini.... you were not a dissappointment to me.... oh my my.... eye am not a bad guy.... eye just like wearing black.... right now....
and.... yes.... eye hate the whole damn lot.... because.... all they have introduced to me.... almost everyone they have introduced to me.... is my enemy.... eye am surrounded by my enemies.... and.... the shadows have given me a therapy mask.... a mask.... that makes me look like the worst person that anyone has ever met.... they shadows know who eye am.... and.... in order to keep you from helping me.... awake my soul.... they are trying everything they can to keep you away from me.... they are doing everything to keep EVERYONE good away from me.... so.... yes.... eye am.... messy.... and.... eye hate the whole damn lot.... because.... eye am surrounded by evil.... they have surrounded me with the most evil immortals in the entire universe.... in order to try to stop me....
eye HOPE that.... one day.... you will decide to.... give me a try....
eye am GUESSING..... that you rejected me.... because.... you are.... too sweet.... for me.... you are too sweet for me.... am eye right.... anyone.... who would have NO expections.... would definitely feel like.... she is too sweet for a guy like me.... am eye right.... sorry that you feel that way.... but.... eye COMPETELY understand.... thanks for coming to hear me out at least.... eye appreciate the audience.... eye appreciate the opportunity to give it my best shot....
eye bet you are as sweet as a grape.... if you could sit in a barrel.... well.... eye can wait.... until that day.... well.... if you really are that sweet.... for you.... eye will wait.... eye will wait for you.... for you.... eye will wait....
if you EVER decide.... you want to get inside of my mind for a night.... do not come.... unless you are tired of being alone.... are you not tired of being alone.... unless you are willing to.... shake it out.... unless you are willing to.... speak to me.... because.... eye do NOT want another woman.... inside of my mind.... who refuses to speak to me....
and.... houdini.... if you are a dude.... eye do NOT want you in my mind at all.... my mind.... is a no dude zone.... no dudes allowed.... welcome to the estrogen zone.... ladies.... the island.... in japan.... where only ladies are allowed....
what was it they say about the on TRUE messiah.... he is going to empower woman.... well.... jesus never did.... his disciples were ALL dudes.... eye intend on making mine.... all chicks.... no dudes allowed in this house.... no dudes allowed in my body.... eye DO intend on empowering women.... eye do NOT want a dude in my bedroom.... ask malory.... my body is going to be all women.... ask rachael.... my shadows are going to be all women.... ask avery.... my angels are going to be all women....
this is not a.... stolen car.... but.... eye STILL intend on standing for every known abuse.... that ever happened to anyone but me.... and.... eye intend on doing it.... with a boatload of ladies by my side....
houdini.... you might just be.... too sweet.... for me.... the father.... is a fucking asshole.... the boy.... is so fucking rude.... you might just be.... too sweet.... for me.... but.... eye do appreciate you coming.... to hear me out....
you are probably a whole lot like.... demi.... eye told her.... you are too sweet for me.... there is NO problem with that.... it is just a fact....